Eat My Shorts | 80s Inspired | Unisex Heavy Cotton Graphic Tee

Eat My Shorts | 80s Inspired | Unisex Heavy Cotton Graphic Tee

Bring back the bold attitude of the 80s with the Eat My Shorts Graphic Tee—a retro design featuring cool typography and a comic-style speech bubble filled with playful symbols to hint at classic rebellious slang. Fun, cheeky, and unapologetically nostalgic, this tee is perfect for casual hangs, throwback nights, or layering with your favorite jacket.

Made from 100% US-grown heavy cotton (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²), it delivers a durable yet breathable feel that keeps you comfortable all day. The unisex classic fit, relaxed silhouette, and crew neckline make it flattering for all body types. Side-seam-free construction and reinforced shoulders ensure itch-free wear and long-lasting quality, while the tear-away label guarantees no irritation.

A bold throwback with attitude—Eat My Shorts.

Product Features:
• 100% US-grown heavy cotton (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²)
• Classic unisex fit with relaxed silhouette
• Crew neckline for timeless style
• Side-seam-free for smooth, itch-free comfort
• Reinforced shoulders for durability
• 80s-inspired graphic with bold, cheeky retro flair